1. All children alarm their parents, if only because you are forever expecting the worst.
2. Show me a good loser and I will show you mine.
3. Heaven is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs at one time.
4. Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy going to broadway shows and choking on pretzels.
5. I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine dirt and water.
6. It is impossible to think of any good meal, no matter how plain or elegant, without bread or butter in it.
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to a party, tomorrow my plans include listening to girls giggle all night and Sunday, I want to sleep!
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